What a treat of a gig at Eden Court tonight!

You couldn't have had more Scottish names in yer audience if you tried! There were two Bruce's, a Wallace, a Rab and a man named Magnus (who I don't think had ever been on Mastermind!)

In fact one of the Bruce's uses his middle name and his real name is Robert. And Robert the Bruce brought his partner Dickie. I couldn't believe my luck-a gay couple called Boabie and Dickie!

There was a woman who came in late because she broke her leg (I thought she meant literally on the way to the show! ) and another fun woman with the grandest laugh in the world who literally 'guffawed' at jokes-it was so funny to listen to-she was like a thigh slapping Panto character!

There was a man in the audience who looked like he'd spent 46 years as a butcher-something about him said 'chopped meat'! But he turned out to be a Chemistry teacher which led us straight into a Nolans number!

We had 5 guys named 'mo' (homo) in the front and when I asked if there were any other gays in, a guy up the back said he was 'a little bit gay'! It was like a 'Bring and Bi' sale!

And finally, I was in my element when big Rab fae the Army agreed to join me on stage to make a fool or wur selfies dancin' hand in hand to 'Girls On Film!' What a fun night-they definitely put the 'high' into Highland! X