Stirling was sterling! There were some right comedy gifts on that audience last night! A guy in the front and a guy in the back had a competition to see who was the butchest! One worked in Health & Safety so was used to playing with his helmet and the other was a joiner who had wood! So pretty much 50/50 I reckon. There was a gorgeous gay couple in the front with matching specs-they were like two wee penfolds-absolutely adorable!

My absolute gift of the night was an 83 year old woman named Jessie! She took everything in her stride and laughed her socks off ( I think they were bedsocks!) And 'Jessie'? The most perfect name to throw at me.."That's what they call me an aw Jessie!" There was a rather posh woman from St Andrews in jodhpurs and a silk scarf who we renamed Verity. Verity was a hoot and her Irish financier hubby came from Bangor. I thought he was describing how they met!

There was a brilliant girl called Suzie who said she was a hairdresser who 'went round hotels' which sounded a bit dubious-she could give you a blow dry and wiz in and oot in 5 minutes! We had a lovely support worker from Raploch and a woman with big boobs who needed support! And a whole row of lassies fae Falkirk who showed up with cans of wine...yes, cans of wine! She shouted 'It's Rose' like that made it posher! It was like sitting drinking Tennants super lager!

Oh and believe it it not, two people's phones lit up tonight! One was checkin on her wean and the other's mum was locked out her house-I love that she sat through the whole show before she went home to let her in! Apparently she'd popped into the neighbours so she was fine.

All in all they were a gift of an audience and helped round off a fabulous weekend! X