I've never been backstage in my dressing room as I was announced on stage before and I've never ran so fast in my life! Audience were totally unaware as I bound on to the stage dancing!!!! And what an audience! I was transfixed by a granny who looked in shock and had clearly never seen me before but later told me 'I could be as saucy as I like-it didnae bother her! ' She looked confused when I mentioned dogging but I thought it best not to over explain. Her pal 'Hilda' ( I love that name) seemed to be keeping her up to speed. A woman at the back was gobsmacked when her truck driver husband said he knew what dogging was and said to him "How do you know that?" #awkward

We had a posh lady from Crief with THE most perfect blow dry who surprisingly was very familiar with dogging-I suggested she'd have a birdseye view from the Land Rover!

We had the two Dundee boys who have a fetish for penguins, a woman from Arbroath who changed it to Aberdeen at the last minute, a girl who said Arbroathians were called 'Red Lickers" ( huh?) and a great giggly bunch of glamour girls at the front...

...oh and Arbroath has an amazing shop called 'Carpet Disco'! Not words I would have ever expected to have seen together...maybe they let you dance on it before you buy? Fun fun fun night! Xxx