Fawkirk got me high! They Fawkirk Bairns wur a riot!

Young mum to be in a 'Bench' top and Caterpillar boots down the front was such a great sport! And we had a woman from South Africa who was named 'Donna' after a donner kebab her mum had when she was born! ( She was nearly called 'chips'! ) I suggested bringing people from the back to the front and someone shouted "find someone who looks like Jimmy Saville" and this woman with a blonde bob and a big fringe was mortified when I chose her-she was the closest I could find! So her and Linlithgow lassies all joined me in the front row-all of them lassies wi glasses-think they did go to specsavers!

We had the Falkirk gays who recently got married in Alloa-aww..., one worked in Tesco and I improvised a new meaning for 'Every Little Helps' and the other was a teacher in Raploch! We had an Irish guide dog called Nia which even barked in an Irish accent! And a man and his wife who had to swap seats in the second half cos her seat was wet! That's when you know a gig's gone well!

Finally we had Chris Cross who came dressed as a taxi driver in a leather blouson jacket and tinted specs who got up at the end and joined me for a big gay dance off! Here's a wee clip of us having far too much fun! X

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7hAGQFO-8Ac